February 2012
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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penotbutter: Me when I first joined tumblr: This is a rather interesting website. I hope to be outgoing and make many new friends here, as well as maintaining my blog. Oh look, somebody is shipping something. Not that I care. I dont ship, but to each his own. Also I type like this. Me now: mI OTP„, ON MI DASH„ omg butt tuchign„ god bless„
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I’m off to bed! Later, ya’ll!
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professorhobo asked: Listen, if they won't accept you, forget them. Forget the world! It'll be just you and me, and we'll just watch it all burn. THEN THEY'LL BE SORRY THEY DIDN'T ACCEPT YOU. Also yeah, hi perfectly!
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professorhobo asked: Dude, it's true. It's totally true! I videotaped you. You ASKED me. Something about future entertainment or something. We know this and accept you for it, why can't you?????? 8(
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professorhobo asked: C'mon, there's been enough posts to know you like to attract ships over and drowneveryone ;D
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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tumblr a month ago: SOPA AND PIPA ARE GUNNA KILL THE INTERNET!!!
tumblr a week ago: THAT DAD PUNISHING HIS CHILD BY SHOOTING HER LAPTOP?!!? OH MY GOD KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER
tumblr today: LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I AM A PROFESSIONAL IN BIRDOLOGY AND I KNOW CHOCOLATE KILLS CGI BIRDS!!!!
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the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
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That feeling when you accidentally swallow a whole...
lifebeyondgrace:
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dirksexualityerasure: “i will never be an artist” i whispered as i plunged my tablet pen into my heart
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